Friday, December 19, 2014

Is Santa really the government?

So is Santa really the government? 

Have you thought about it yet?

Why ask? 

Well they do say:

"You better watch out, You better not cry, Better not pout"

Because...

"He's making a list, And checking it twice, Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice"

Pretty sure that already being done by the government...

...and...

"He sees you when you're sleeping, He knows when you're awake, He knows if you've been bad or good"

Creepy but the NSA already knows this stuff...

"So be good for goodness sake!"

Sounds like a threat to me...

BUT to top it all off, just remember Santa also;

  • Operates out of a secret base that nobody is supposed to know about
  • Creeps around in the middle of the night behind our backs
  • Uses a disguise everywhere he goes, and 
  • Has seemingly "Area 51" worthy technology in his hands to do all this....


Just saying.... Merry Christmas...