Does every headline have to be drama driven click bait and not tell you anything real about the story?
The older you get the more you remember the "Good Old Days" I guess... the days when a headline told you the premise and the story the details. You didn't have to play the drama of "You won't believe what happened next" to want to read the story.
Back when you could actually read a story without having to click "Next" fifty times to read the next tiny portion of the story or wade through forced advertisement inserts between every third or forth piece. Or even before the world of "Idiocary" where content actually filled the majority of a website instead of that tiny area of content with ads surrounding everything else?
Remember the hilarious big screen from the 2006 movie Idiocracy?
Now take a simple look at a "Health.com" story and compare - we are almost there. Even the content from the move TV show is pretty accurate with today's content we have available... :-/
Yes, I remember the good old days... and yes there were ads on TV back then but there were far fewer and far less invasive.
Have a happy life and keep clicking on the click bait and the NEXT button, life will be over before we know it.
Footnote: Yes, for those technically inclined reading down through this: I know there are ad blockers, host file modifier options, and other browser options. Not so much on a tablet though, especially iOS, and that is where the future lies for most.